Episode #969: Big Annoucement

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2011

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We announce the plan for the 1000th show; discuss Greyhound bus rides, our H&M shirts and exactly what happens when you fall in lava.

Transcript

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0:00.0	We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
0:03.3	As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
0:06.3	Anybody want to see second prize?
0:08.3	Second prize is set to steak knives.
0:11.2	Third prize is your fight.
0:13.8	We get the picture.
0:16.0	You're laughing now.
0:18.7	You've got leads.
0:20.2	You can't close the leads you're given.
0:22.2	You can't close sh-
0:23.7	You are sh-
0:24.9	Hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going out.
0:29.4	I've been in this business 15 years.
0:31.7	What's your name?
0:32.7	You.
0:33.7	That's my name.
0:34.7	You know why, mister?
0:35.7	Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight.
0:38.7	I drove an $80,000 BMW.
0:41.2	That's my name.
0:43.2	T-B-T-L.
0:49.2	And now you know the pep talk I give Jen
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