Well, what do you know about that? You've made it, folks, to another edition of TBTL. This is the show

that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm your host, Luke Burbank joined as always by Jen Flash

Andrews. Hi, Jen. Hi, Luke. You know, we burned the candle at both ends when we're doing this

here imaginary radio show. I know people may not realize that occasionally based on some of the

on-air challenges that we suffer through, but we do. And every once in a while, we've got to step

away for the afternoon and take care of some other business and or in my case, NAP while watching

the People's Court. I think you can tell them that you're on assignment for the CIA. That's

I mean nothing. That's a much better story. That's a much better story. I thought we were going to

make it sound like we were doing something important. Yeah. One time I said I was out trying to find

the eye of the tiger, which was a reference to that. Remember Derek Erdman, Ratmaster Maurice,

and the guy's voicemail message? Well, wherever we are at this very moment, we're not here doing

TBTL, but we would never leave you in the lurch. So please, turn your earholes towards this very

special best of edition of TBTL. This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on news talk

710. Cairo. It's feeling tight. Shoulders and neck. So I call down and had a shot to massage in

my room. What's nice. And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by

unbelievable pain. That's why I live in a TP. Fuck, just kidding.

Yeah, I just can't interject because I feel very strongly about this. I really think you're full of

shit. What did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody? Yes, but I wanted to do who

were stuff for my friend. Roll goal. Taffy Piper's. The baby's got a tummy ache. Slinky Pies. Dinosaur

cheerleaders. Hi, I'm Woody Owl and I'm here to tell you about a dirty word. It's finally got

all these worries. Please welcome back to the show Gateoff Titler. It's working. It's working.

Late they have been listening to a lot of Jay-Z. I mean, this new American gangster,

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