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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 96 - Richard Branson Punches A Hurricane!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie take shelter from Hurricane Irma and chat about why Richard Branson is rich enough to beat it, Trump's boss moves in Congress last week, the Dreamer Act, Conor McGregor's possible next fight, and Facebook getting popped for selling ads to Russia during the campaign. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

0:07.0

Patterson Revolution! evolution!

0:15.0

How rich do you have to be to say fuck it, I'm staying through a cat five.

0:23.4

How rich do you have to be?

0:25.7

Richard Branson Rich is apparently the right answer.

0:30.1

Look kids, we're taping this at a tad in advance because we're getting out of town,

0:34.4

heading back to Ohio. You're going to go see the Ohio State Oklahoma game.

0:40.3

So we're recording this in advance. Meanwhile, hurricanes coming in and everyone could die.

0:46.0

Including us, like it's, you know, they're saying it's tailing up to North Carolina.

0:51.0

Governor came on TV today and said in case we have to

0:54.4

evacuate X, Y and Z, we'll already be gone, which is great. But this thing is

0:59.9

barreling Irma. Irma is barreling through the Caribbean right now and one of the islands

1:06.9

is got Richard Branson on it and there's all these like rare flamangos and all kinds of shit.

1:15.4

Allah him or?

1:17.6

I don't know if it's him.

1:19.1

I don't know if it's him. I don't know if it's the guess. That's the beauty of being that

1:24.5

Branson. That's the beauty of Branson. You don't even know if the wildlife

1:28.0

no idea.

1:29.0

There because it's the wildlife or because Branson brought it there.

1:34.0

But he stayed and right now where he stayed through

1:39.0

if he lived through this he they should just elect him king of the world we haven't had a

1:44.3

king of the world in a long time like for all of the world right he's up there he's

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