Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution! Evolution! It is rare that I go mouth guitar.

It is rare that I go mouth guitar.

I did it in Arnold Dawkins mouth guitar legend but I don't do it after that

really don't do that much in this case tonight it is needed jabs it is needed jabs

what there's two levels of genius that happened that are so mind-altering, both in different ways that I almost, I can't, I can't believe one the first one I can believe but I was like man I didn't think technology was was there yet like we were there the first The first is the Boston Red Sox.

As you know, they're playing your beloved Yankees last weekend.

Brian Cashman, the GM for the Yankees, says, hey man, I think their catcher has been stealing

or like they're stealing our signals from the catcher like they know what's going on.

They know what's happening here.

Turns out, they were videotaping the Red Sox to try to figure out how they were doing it,

how they were stealing all these signs, not only just with the Yankees but with other teams

couldn't quite figure it out. Sure. Apple watches. The fucking coaches were using

Apple watches to steal signs.

So you know how you could text and draw designs and fucking make them vibrate and do all the

other shit?

They were giving their other players the signs through Apple Watches.

Problem is, there's nothing in the Major League Rule

book for something like an Apple Watch.

So what do you do here?

Yeah. What are you doing this situation?

I think it's genius on the Red Sox part.

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