I don't talk trash. I talk smack. They're totally different.

Trash talk is a little hypothetical. Like, your mom is so fat you can eat the internet.

But smack talk is happening like right now. Like, you're ugly and I know it for a fact.

Like at the evidence, right there.

T-B-T-L!

Well hey there folks, welcome to a very special Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Oh yeah!

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 195 pounds.

This is episode 958 in a collector series and we've got a very special guest.

Hi, this is Luke Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

It's actually not my mom. She's one who introduces when we have very special guests on.

But the special guest today is Mark Marin of the WTF podcast and about a million other things.

And a number of appearances on T-B-T-L, which we've greatly enjoyed.

We're going to chat with him about his favorite Thanksgiving recipes.

Did you get the email? That's what we wanted to discuss today?

No.

Although as fate would have it, you're holding a flinstone-sized drumstick of meat.

You know, it all worked out for me today. Outside of the rain, it's my it's my cheat day.

If I can be sort of womanly at the outset in expressing my my dietary

discipline at the time. So today's a cheat day. So I had fried scallops at

Bites Market with the fries, had some trapeino, had a crab cocktail, had a honey crisp

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