Episode #956: Don't Be A Troublemaker

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2011

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Luke and Jen. This is Greg. So my sister just took me and my brother to go see a movie, Paranormal Activity. And I am telling you right now, I have never, I'm shaking. I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack right now. I'm going home, sleeping with all the life on, I'm not going to bed tonight. I'm staying up tonight because I'm shaking.
0:21.9	I am scared.
0:23.1	My sister was scared.
0:24.4	My brother was scared.
0:25.9	It was bad.
0:28.2	T.T.L.
0:33.6	Well, this is going to be good.
0:35.6	Possibly even super-duper good.
0:37.5	That's because it's a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:40.2	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:42.6	Don't get me started.
0:44.3	Don't even get me started.
0:47.1	My name is Luke Burbank.
0:48.4	I am your host.
0:49.9	I'm weighing in today at 194 pounds.
0:52.2	Oh, yeah.
0:53.8	A steady diet of tomato soup, which I'm willing to say right here right now, should no
0:58.6	longer be consumed with a spoon.
1:01.0	Tomato soup.
1:02.1	It's a drink.
1:03.9	There's nothing in tomato soup.
1:06.2	Because I get one almost every day.
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