And if the cruise is anything, be it appreciation, be it a voyage, be it an adventure that leads back to ourselves, be it a cartwheel or a summer salt.

If you find the cruise in a piece of carrot cake, if you find the cruise in a tap list bar, then one thing the cruise always is, I think, is sincere.

And sincerity is one of my favorite victories in this lifetime.

TVTL

Hey folks, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show. It's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm just sitting there on my iPod.

My name is Luke Perbank. I thought that was going to be longer for some reason. I'm your host.

We're weighing in at 195 pounds. This is episode 954 in a collector's series.

Oh yeah!

We've got a lot to tell you about them.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TVTL.

Dear friend of the show, Rachel, float hard from this queen is here.

You're like the coolest person I've ever met.

Also, the most amazing thing, I would say, maybe in the history of Jeopardy. Just happened this week.

I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.

We will tell you about the most badass Jeopardy move in history and play you the tape in fact of the event.

First though, let's bring along our friends.

I love teachers, but I drink a little.

Jen Flash, Andrews, the longtime producer of the program. Hiya.

Hi.

How are you doing?

I'm doing really well.

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