Episode #95-Shart Happens

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Wow, look at you, you’re a survivor and maybe even a thriver staying alive for another week on earth. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, I had the absolute pleasure of being a “sign” pass-er on-er with a pink alien message from a gal’s beloved late dog. Also on today’s episode: Sharting in my sexiest halloween costume to date because of course. Look at god! Fckboi Theater: Fcky McFckFace edition A run-thru of my roast jokes before the big night And a reading from Harriet Lerner’s book, “Why Won’t You Apologize?” all about the nasty effects of shame. Maybe I relate to these excerpts a lil too hard. Follow me on social media! @KrystynaHutch Follow my other podcast: @GuysWeFcked Sign up for my Patreon page: www.Patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson And come see me headline Zanie’s in Chicago 11/10 +11 and Nashville 11/12. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our head the voices in our head
0:16.3	our head
0:19.4	hello everybody congratulations on not taking your own life this past week.
0:23.4	I'm Christina Marie Hutchinson and this is the voices in our heads.
0:27.3	I'm so honored to be the voice in your head.
0:30.4	I got my hair straight.
0:31.9	You can't see it, but if I'm going'm gonna if I clip it up you will see it
0:35.1	But just no looks real sexy sexy like the men in Greenpoint what are they getting fed
0:41.6	The men in Greenpoint are so hot. Every time I drive I almost like hit people because I'm just rubbernecking and I don't do that because I'm a woman, you know, who's attracted to men.
0:52.9	We don't get a lot of opportunities
0:55.0	to be blown away by a man's looks,
0:57.8	us straight ladies, you know?
0:58.8	It doesn't happen that often, but there are women in this town
1:01.4	because it's New York City.
1:02.5	They're the hottest women in the game are walking around.
1:06.2	Sometimes I'll be walking on the sidewalk and I'll be doing errands.
1:09.4	I don't see a woman so beautiful.
1:10.9	I'll just start following our home.
1:12.8	I'm just like, where are you going?
1:14.8	You're pretty.
1:15.8	Can I come with you?
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