Episode #94- Baby On Board, My Bad

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

You did it, you survived another week on this tempestuous planet we call Earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - An apology for making fun of your Baby On Board stickers, I didn't realize the bleak undertones of its existence - Utah and "All Natural" beauty pageants for children (girls) - My ideas on how we can get a ceasefire in Gaza. Don't worry, they're all dumb. - Cenk Uygur sounds more like a person than the people running for president ( www.cenkforamerica.com ) . I'm sure he has flaws, but c'mon. - Fuckboi Theater: Fuckboi Edition - A few ideas on how to have a little more stupid silly fun in your life - A reading of Chapter 4 of Harriet Lerner's book, "Why Won't You Apologize" Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Come see me live - tickets links at https://linktree.com/krystynahutch NYC | Nov. 2nd | Drom (opening for my mans, Colin) Chicago | Nov. 10 + 11 | Zanie's Nashville | Nov. 12th | Zanie's NYC | Dec. 1st | The Midnight Theater for GWF Live Sign up for my Patreon! www.Patreon.com/krystynahutchinson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	great banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our
0:12.2	heads. with the voices in our heads
0:14.7	the voices in our heads
0:20.3	hello everybody happy monday Congratulations on not killing yourself.
0:24.3	It's rough out there.
0:25.2	Welcome to the voices in our heads.
0:27.4	My name is Christina Marie Hutchison.
0:30.3	I want to change my middle name to Mimi. Emphasis on the second me.
0:37.0	Christina Mimi, Mimi, Hutchinson, why the fuck did I just now think of that after 35 years on this fucking planet? I was just
0:44.3	saying before we recorded life is so fucking dumb and it it's so stupid. Oh my
0:50.8	God it's so stressful.
0:53.0	But I will say something that's not stressing me out
0:55.2	is this goddamn mother-fucking weather.
0:58.2	Holy crap, it's nice out.
1:00.2	And I woke up and I'm sore, oh God, I need, I'm getting a massage after this.
1:04.0	Oh, holy shit, I'm so sore.
1:06.0	You know when you wake up with a, with like a kink in your neck?
1:09.0	And you can't like, you're like a, you're like a dog humping a stuffed animal like you just can't stop
1:16.1	fucking rubbing it like it's your clit like I just I'm in popp I'm just oh it hurts
1:20.9	but I rode my bike here and it was so beautiful out that I'm like, you know what, despite my physical state, which would normally put me in a crap mood, it's so nice out that I, everything's great. Even though life is is still dumb at least we have nice weather and the seasons I'm so
1:38.1	Affected by the weather. I'm so fucking affected by everything. It's exhausting. I don't like it either, everybody who knows me.
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