Hello, friends, and welcome to another episode of Election Profit Makers, a podcast, you might say, about winning and losing money by betting on current events and political outcomes.

If it sounds like a lot of fun, that's because it is.

I'm one of the main hosts of election profit makers.

I'm one of the three legs on this little stool that lifts you up

and anoints you as a true capitalist, a true warrior for truth, justice, and the American way of

money-making at all costs. My name is David, and I'm joined by my two co-hosts.

Starly.

Hello, Starly.

Hi.

And John.

Hi, John.

Hey.

You lunged at that microphone.

I thought that windscreen was about to get torn off.

That was intense.

No, actually, I pushed the windscreen aside.

I don't think I need it anymore.

Wow, you're just going for it, huh?

Do you feel free?

Yeah, I do. It feels a little illicit, right, to podcast without a wind scream? You know it's a mistake,

but you know there are options if things go off the rails. Yeah, I know there's post-production,

and they can fix all those peas and pops and... Plan B, that's the the podcasters plan B. Reduce those peas.

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