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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 95: A podcast kakistocracy

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered what a society run by the least qualified individuals would look like? Well, that's sort of what The Luke and Pete Show is, isn't it? And it's called a kakistocracy. Anyway, we're diving straight into this episode with talk about the nuances of the Jagger family, and rapidly moving into Maplin-esque territory by lamenting the loss of electronics giant Dick Smith.


Elsewhere there's chat about brandy, Jim Davidson, Oliver Reed, and of course more stuff listeners' Dads have 'borrowed' from work. 


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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. All right.

0:37.0

Dick Ed's it's the puke and leak show. Hello?

0:38.0

You're right? Yeah very well how are you mate?

0:39.0

I'm all right.

0:40.0

The music's still going so we haven't started the show properly.

0:42.0

No. We need to keep on this

0:43.9

kind of thread for a little while welcome to the show the puke and leak show yeah what

0:48.4

what date is it I don't care you are recording this the podcast

0:51.8

the podcast Henry Winkler, Pete Donaldson.

0:54.4

I am. I hang around in toilets with teenagers.

0:56.7

Kickin jukebox. Kickin jukebox. He isn't kick a jukebox.

0:59.6

What does he do?

1:00.6

He does it.

1:01.6

Yeah, he just hits it, don't he?

1:01.8

Best ever jukebox move is Michael Jackson in the moonwalker video,

1:05.8

Flicking a quarter, flicking a quarter into the slot.

1:08.7

And then doing, it was a smooth criminal?

1:10.7

Yeah.

1:11.2

And then doesn't he turn into a robot and then Joe

1:13.6

Pessie tries to inject a child with a syringe in the neck?

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