Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 August 2018
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
We're back, just like you said we would be. Let's get straight into it, shall we?
A man enters the Guinness Book of World Records in a way that must surely mean he's tired of living, we discover a land beneath the sea that we never knew existed, someone directly related to an Arctic Monkey gets in touch, and Pete lets us in to the nightmare that is his subconscious.
Elsewhere, there's emails on tips for visiting the UK, the building in London that Hitler purposely avoided bombing, and a famous man visiting Hartlepool for the fish n chips, when in fact he should be sticking to his tossed salads and scrambled eggs. Saucy!
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And the Oh, we've stayed in here too long, looking, it's hot in here now, isn't it? |
| 0:38.0 | It is. Sweatty boys. I tell you what it's hot. Oh, I don't know, it's white-hot chatter reason? |
| 0:43.0 | Do you think what it's like in here, Pete, but the chat version, |
| 0:46.0 | when like in a medieval fantasy, |
| 0:48.0 | when they're trying to make a sword, |
| 0:50.0 | and they put the hot metal in that water, |
| 0:52.0 | that's what it's like here. It's over the place there's bits of metal and bits of |
| 0:56.0 | cars going all over the gaff |
| 0:57.3 | welcome to the Luke and Pete show I am the Luke that is the Pete say hello the Pete |
| 1:01.4 | oh I nearly burp then have you got a banana today have you got over |
| 1:04.9 | your Japanese um porn titles I think people are getting a bit fatigued by that I don't think they were |
| 1:09.1 | I was I think they were enchanted I was enchanted this is the show show to where twice a week we do a say I'm |
| 1:15.5 | going to say unplanned half an hour about whatever takes our fancy. |
| 1:18.8 | Live and amished. Book sort of bookended by your emails and you're very welcoming |
| 1:23.4 | Welcome in joy the ride it's very slow and sometimes quite dull |
| 1:27.3 | But don't that that hold you back. We have none of our safety statistics we require to run this ride |
| 1:32.0 | I'm not gonna do it anywhere and we're not doing I haven't got safety certificates we require to run this ride. |
| 1:32.5 | And we're not doing, and we haven't got one of those. |
| 1:35.7 | Tell you what we're like, we're like, one bad, |
| 1:39.2 | quite bad and one quite overweight tight rope walker together on a tight rope with no safety net. |
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