Peter, you've been fiddling with that ham radio for seven weeks.

Take a shower.

I can barely get any reception on this stupid ding.

So far, the only station that comes in is some British guys reading news from places I'm not sure exist.

Today, in Kuzikistan, a peaceful demonstration turned to bloodshed as members of the Tuzili tribe flooded Kenpaw Square in remembrance of the third anniversary of the Hormsburg Massacre.

But finally, some good news out of neighbouring Kanduzi, as locals there have reached an uneasy alliance with the bordering Trolika bubsey wabsey doll.

And now with sports, he is Frample Tromwebler.

From the world of sport, the Cointin Spinky Wompers flumped the flowing Boeing Welfinklompers,

70 fluff to 40 flabe.

At the tone, the time will be 26 Railroad.

TBTL.

That is so weird that that's exactly the number of railroad at which we start this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This is the program that's probably too beautiful to live.

As soon as we get the casework out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show.

Yes, indeed.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

This is episode 946 in a collector series. D Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 946 in a collector's series.

Dukes. I'm weighing in at 196 pounds. Double dukes.

Let's see. We've got, man, we have a lot of stuff to try to get to today.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

And so we are going to move as quickly as possible telling you about topics such as

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