Episode 943 - The Saddest Girlfriend Ever
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
A girlfriend is going viral for taking to TikTok to cry about how none of her boyfriend’s friends showed up to his birthday party but it’s unclear how “real” the situation actually is — plus the Golden Globe nominations are out and Oppenheimer is going to win everything, and an Oklahoma Sheriff beat up a sex shop worker after his girlfriend bought a vibrator that was “bigger than him.”
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| 0:00.0 | A ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:05.0 | and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross |
| 0:10.0 | Patterson Revolution! |
| 0:15.0 | brought to you by Ghost bed.com. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, J-Bed.com! |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah, J-B-S. Let's go. |
| 0:27.0 | Okay. Is it loud in your headphones today? |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.0 | Turn it off. Turn it off. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm here. |
| 0:34.0 | It's Turt Up Tuesday. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm here, I'm awake. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah you are. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah you are. |
| 0:40.0 | High noon right now. |
| 0:42.0 | Brahmin. In Austin, Texas, we're gonna have to keep moving west, I believe to keep this. |
| 0:50.0 | That way we can keep pushing noon back. Oh, okay. Noon Pacific. |
| 0:55.2 | You know? Right. It would be three. It would be 3 p.m. |
| 1:00.1 | Hear me out. Yeah. Hawaiian time. Oh boy. That island life dude. We would never |
| 1:06.0 | No one would know. Yeah, we would never have Bob. You get Island Bob and you get |
| 1:10.3 | Island Dan. Yeah, you sure do. You start the show every day at like three. |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, we mow it, we mow it, we mow it, we mow it, we can do the whole thing there and be great. It'd be great. |
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