Episode 942 - Panera's Silent Killer
Ross Patterson Revolution!
Tetherball Academy Media
4.9 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2023
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Panera Bread's "Charged Lemonade" drink has killed two customers with heart problems because the drink is loaded with more caffeine than a Four Loko, an Ohio woman who threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker has been sentenced to working two months at a fast food restaurant, and actress Casey Wilson called Tim Allen "a little b*tch" after working with him on the Disney+ show The Santa Clauses.
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| 0:00.0 | A ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:05.0 | and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross |
| 0:10.0 | Patterson Revolution. |
| 0:15.0 | brought to you by Ghost bed.com. God. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah, J-B's back on the old pantry on. Yeah, J-B's back on the old pantry on, |
| 0:32.0 | pantry of. Patriot |
| 0:35.0 | keeping it weird on the Patriot |
| 0:38.0 | Patreon |
| 0:40.0 | last show before the Patreon |
| 0:41.0 | last show before the weekend here on the old revolutione. |
| 0:48.0 | Now, why I love doing this show is I learn about the weirdest shit |
| 0:56.2 | on a fucking daily basis here from you two weirdos behind the scenes for these weird Thursday shows and it's one of those |
| 1:00.5 | things where it's like what what is going on at Panera's, Panera killing people? I know. Gosh. Well the answer is yes. It is yes. Is this real? Yes. Sometimes I think right before we go on there you guys fuck with me with stories where you're like, man, |
| 1:15.2 | because this doesn't seem real. |
| 1:17.4 | Our beloved Panera can't be killing people. |
| 1:21.4 | That's hospital food on the planet. |
| 1:22.5 | Hey, did you say keving it real? |
| 1:24.4 | Keaving it real? |
| 1:25.2 | Yeah, we're keaving all over each other. |
| 1:26.6 | That's another thing altogether. |
| 1:28.4 | Are we trying to make that a thing? |
| 1:30.0 | Keave it real? |
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