Episode 94: Velveeta Nail Polish, Hong Kong’s Sunken Restaurant, & A Cult In Nelly’s Crib
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2022
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab |
| 0:12.9 | yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:17.4 | Turbites episode 94. Did you see my Instagram my Reels video of the volcano at the |
| 0:33.8 | Mirage? It is a pyro's dream come true. And then the hard rock has bought the |
| 0:42.1 | Mirage and I think they're going to take down the volcano and put a |
| 0:45.4 | more of their giant guitars. I want to buy it. I know we could put it in the |
| 0:50.8 | middle of the desert. People would go just to watch it, right? A dragon |
| 0:55.0 | between Tucson and Phoenix where that airplane graveyard is. Right? Why not? Vegas |
| 1:01.1 | was so much fun. Thank you to all the Turbites that came to the Mirage. We sold |
| 1:06.8 | it out, which was great. Not easy in the summertime. Not easy when it's |
| 1:10.8 | 108 degrees. And that's, and then like the room, they all say your rooms are on |
| 1:15.7 | 65. I think all of Vegas is lying. I think they just said, said it is 65 and |
| 1:21.2 | they won't know. Because think of the air conditioning bill. The room, I love |
| 1:26.4 | the rush, but the room was a little hot. And it, you, it said 65. I'm like, no way. |
| 1:33.5 | But I wouldn't pay it either if I was them. You're dumb little pigs and you chose |
| 1:36.9 | to come out of here when it's honored and done. You can sit up in your room. It's 78. |
| 1:39.8 | It's dumb little, dumb little desert pigs. What else did you do? Well, friends, |
| 1:47.7 | Chuck was the opening act. My friend Chuck and then his friend C.J. came out. So |
| 1:51.3 | that was super fun. And then I had friends from St. Louis and I went to a drag |
| 1:56.2 | branch with my friend Heidi and Marcia. It was the greatest drag show I've |
| 2:02.3 | ever seen in my life. Now mind you, when you start out, like, when I waited |
| 2:08.6 | tables, this one guy Ralph, he would go to this gay bar. It was all guys on the |
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