Episode 93: Meeting Shaun Cassidy, Gangster Garage Sales, & Faking Joan of Arc

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Included in this episode of Madigan's Pubcast! Kathleen opens the show drinking a Warbeard Irish Red Ale from Walnut River Brewing, "Good Bad Food", Queen's Court Updates and more, "Holy Shit They Found It", Faking Joan of Arc, Armadillos Continue Their March, Safest Countries in the World, Game Stop Walk-Out, Geico Ordered to pay When STD Contracted in a Car, The American Who Invented the Donut and What to Watch This Week!

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Turn Bites! Welcome to episode 93 with my fire! This is coming out a little late because
0:31.7	well, I've been very busy. Traveling and before we get to anything, little travel tip
0:38.2	termites. A lot of people don't notice, but I flew into Kansas City and I had, I'm a
0:43.4	wizard at Avis. I don't want to throw that down like that, but just bragging. I'm a wizard.
0:49.7	Wizard Madigan, I have my card. But if you prepay for a reservation, this summer is going to be
0:55.6	completely whacked with travel. And the prices are getting crazy and I'm looking at all of it.
1:01.3	I don't know how people are affording it. I mean, I'm in the, I'm a flu-soft west,
1:05.3	naturally Kansas City. And I'm in line. There's families of six. I know what the ticket cost.
1:09.4	I don't know where the money's going from, but as long as we all keep paying it, they're going to
1:12.8	keep charging it. Anyway, fine. Let's say you get there. If you rented a car, there were about 40
1:19.5	people in line. When I got there, and I'm a wizard, so I'm special, but I prepaid, but the prepay
1:28.0	cost you more, but you're guaranteed a car. If you just make a reservation, normal people don't
1:32.7	know this shit, that if you just make a reservation, they're not guaranteeing you a car. Well, there
1:36.6	are about 40 people in the Avis line that we're not going to get a car. Or you're going to stand
1:40.0	there until someone else brings a car back. No, it's like a restaurant that overbooked. Sorry,
1:45.0	well, I know. And then one lady was like, well, I think Avis should bring a bus to take all of
1:50.4	us to the softball tournament. I'm like, lady, they only had a one bus to bring you a ear.
1:55.7	And this bus took the Kansas City airport. It's a wonderful airport. If you don't have any
2:01.0	luggage and you just get dropped off. But if you got to deal waiting on their buses and
2:06.0	they just say they're short on help like everywhere else, but that's all a travel tip termites.
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