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Childish

Episode 94 - Predictions!

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We revisit last year's predictions to see who got it right and make some new predictions. Plus Greg's mother's time in a women's prison, Elliot's breakthrough, Alison's bidet, toddler lies, Greg's father's finances, the difference between lockstep and goosestep and so much more.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:07.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.3

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.7

Who the hell decided I was ready to go? Hey now, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons. I'm Allison Rosen. It's 2021 and Childish has made a philosophical change.

0:27.0

It's 2021 and Childish has made a philosophical change this year.

0:36.1

We have decided that with all the COVID deaths

0:41.6

and racial strife that we will no longer be funny on any level.

0:48.0

That's right. Don't expect us to bring you the Chuckles, the Gaffaws, the Hahas, or the Tidders.

1:02.0

If you think that you're going to bust a rib on childish, you're going to break your heart strings.

1:11.3

We're going to tug your heart strings. We're going to tug your heart strings. We're going to

1:14.4

we're gonna pull it your tears. I don't know what that means but you could

1:19.2

imagine it happening and I don't think it would feel good. But your sides will not hurt.

1:23.0

Your sides won't hurt.

1:25.0

No.

1:26.0

Not at all.

1:27.0

Fronts and sides, maybe you're back because you're going to be carrying the weight of all of these heavy things.

1:32.0

No, we're kidding. Welcome to Childers. of all of these heavy things.

1:32.8

No, we're kidding.

1:33.5

Welcome to Childers 2021!

1:36.5

We're going to keep doing it exactly how we've always done it

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