I love to make people laugh and I've been doing it since, you know, school.

People ask me where you, you know, where you, you must have been the class clown.

And I say, uh, no, I wasn't.

But I sat beside the class clown and I, I studied him.

T-B-T-L.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Spock, sabotage the system.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

This is episode 937 in a collector's series.

Oh, yeah.

Here you are, old friend.

We've got so much to discuss with you today, we almost can't stand.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

We'll bring you a T-B-T-L public service announcement.

In case you were planning on mounting a toddler swing of some kind,

we've got a public service announcement related to that.

Also, you know, the jury here is often out on science.

I heard the jury still out on science.

We've got a few stories that fall into that category for each day,

including a bunch of stories about the scientific implications of number two's.

Second day in a row for that little piece of tape.

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