Episode #932: I like your profile

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2011

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Online Dating Horror Stories! (And some nice stories too).

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0:00.0	How did you and I get matched up?
0:02.3	I make 26 profiles, used designed to attract a different type of girl.
0:06.4	Tom A. Haverford, Sporty and Sexy.
0:09.1	Tom B. Haverford, Smooth and Soulful.
0:12.0	Which letter did you get?
0:13.6	N. Tom N. Haverford.
0:15.4	Ha ha ha!
0:16.4	The N stands for Nerd.
0:18.0	I never even checked that one because no one ever responds to it.
0:20.3	Okay, well whatever.
0:21.4	Tom N. Haverford collects globes.
0:23.8	Great, that's enough.
0:24.8	His favorite movie is Books.
0:27.1	Let's play a different game.
0:28.4	I'm going to say stuff about me and you say on a scale from one to ten
0:31.5	how interested in that thing you are.
0:33.6	Ready?
0:34.1	Okay.
0:35.0	I love sunshine and fresh air in early morning walks.
0:37.9	One.
0:38.2	I've read five biographies of Eleanor Roosevelt.
0:40.4	One.
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