Episode 928: Cough Button or Horse Facts.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Matt's teeth issues face him at home. The Eltzroths are teed up for one very fancy meal. Paul plays gotcha journalism with Matt after listening to the latest PSS. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

PLEASE NOTE:

1) Matt gets the name of a Tom Waits album wrong in this episode. He says "The Black Album" and not "The Black Rider". Tom Waits is not Jay Z.

2) Officially, ICS does not endorse getting in touch with Michael Eltzroth for abortion advice.

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0:00.0	Hell yeah, it's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:05.5	The ice cream truck drivers, they go over to preaching fun.com.
0:08.8	That's where they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:11.7	You can do it too, I believe in you.
0:14.4	I don't have any names right now because it's the new month, and I haven't gotten that list yet.
0:18.7	But thank you to everyone who is an ice cream truck driver.
0:22.7	Yeah, I'm talking to you.
0:24.8	Ice cream truck driver.
0:26.4	You look it so good.
0:27.8	You're so sexy.
0:29.3	Yeah.
0:30.1	Yeah, take that off.
0:31.5	Oh, come on now.
0:32.3	Yeah, get it down on your shoulder a little bit.
0:33.6	That's nice.
0:34.4	That's nice.
0:35.1	Excuse me.
0:35.8	Oh, that's very nice.
0:36.6	These are truck drivers.
0:37.8	That's very nice.
0:38.7	Put a popsicle in it.
0:40.8	Dignified, proper, jackable truck drives.
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