Episode 927: Uplighting The Keisterino.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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The boys solve a major family issue for the Eltzroths. Paul ads yet another toilet improvement to his genius resume. Matt and Jacob both have friends in a movie and that is bad news. Then everyone gives an update on their pets. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.5	Thank you!
0:07.2	The ice cream truck drivers are people who head over to preaching fun.com, and they sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:13.8	Muchaacres.
0:14.6	It's a brand new month.
0:15.7	I don't have new names to think yet, but thank you to all the ice cream truck drivers.
0:20.2	Besides, if you don't have an ice cream truck driver, then how the fuck are you going to get
0:24.7	your ice cream?
0:26.2	You're not going to do it.
0:27.1	You're not.
0:27.7	You're not.
0:28.2	You're going to be ice creamless.
0:29.2	It's not going to get any.
0:30.4	You're going to be doing some kind of like truck dance in your backyard, hoping the ice cream
0:33.6	trucks are coming.
0:34.4	Come on, ice cream truck driver. Good luck. Now it's time for a show.
0:38.5	Hey, Johnny.
0:41.0	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:41.4	Nope.
0:42.5	Yeah, I'd love to. Yes.
0:43.0	Great.
0:43.4	Let's go.
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