meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Page 7

Episode 92: You Just Got Scolded

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2015

⏱️ 43 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The rumors surrounding the Jay-Bey breakup swirl stronger, Jenny McCarthy's son calls the cops on her, and 47 people are hospitalized for alcohol poisoning at a Keith Urban show.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Doug made me get rid of all my corks

0:06.6

You're gonna make a cork board. Yeah, all these fucking corks are gonna make a goddamn cork board

0:11.1

He threw away my goddamn corks because he said I was never gonna do it and I say folly on you boy

0:18.3

My name is Jackie's a brosky. Oh my name is Molly Nuffel. I'm Marcus parles. I'm corkless

0:23.7

Fucker you get more cork. Oh, can I I like the cork I had

0:30.0

You gotta know you gotta drink wine like every night. Oh, you got enough corks to prove that you can make the cork board

0:38.1

Now you have to make it out of vengeance. So yeah, now I'll be a wine oh, I'm like you dead as to me and page

0:44.3

Now fucker as I'm like putting corks into a fucking empty picture frame one at a time after each bottle that you've been

0:52.5

Put it right slowly, but surely you fucker

0:57.5

Just got a spits red wine out of everyone's oh, yeah

1:02.1

Summer Marcus I'm drinking white

1:05.8

My spats eyes I'm gonna have my spats eyes. It's actually not a bad idea to make some fucking rutsers. Yeah, I got all this mint

1:13.9

I got so much

1:15.5

What are you doing with all that man? They it grows like wildfire real? Oh, I got all this fucking mint great

1:21.6

Yeah, it's great. What do you do with the mint? What do you do with a mint? Well the man that doesn't like mint in food?

1:28.7

Mojitos mojitos and spritzers and spritzers. Yeah, that's it. That's it

1:33.3

I tried to make a watermelon mint fetis salad. Yeah, that's what I was gonna fuck me right no, I've heard of those

1:39.6

It was great, but he doesn't like it. It was like well, you bought me all the mint

1:44.4

How about chocolate as you like chocolate mint you can make a dessert no

1:48.9

No, you can put some in your pocket

1:51.0

I give it some of my pocket. Yeah, and then there's minty first smell follow you all the day long

1:55.4

I picked some and I put it in a satchel and I put it into my dresser

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Last Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Last Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.