Episode 906: The 31-Year-Old Candidate Thrilling Gen Z

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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'This Should Be Illegal': Senate GOP Uses AI Deepfake to Attack Talarico | Common Dreams A DOGE Bro Allegedly Walked Out Of Social Security With 500 Million Americans' Records On A Thumb Drive And Expected A Pardon If Caught | Techdirt 2 DOGE staffers say 'no' regrets for people losing income, didn't reduce the deficit: Depositions - ABC News Trump spoke about girls being 'of age' at 'above six years old' as he promoted the SAVE America Act Some Republicans warn Trump's SAVE America Act is doomed to fail as Senate tees up a vote I Went to Florida to See the 31-Year-Old Candidate Thrilling Gen Z. We're in Trouble.

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:43.4	Music reason. Recording live from Gloryhole Studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:46.5	This is cognitive dissonance.
0:49.0	Every episode we blasts anyone who gets in our way.
0:52.7	We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence.
0:58.2	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political and there is no welcome at today is monday march the 16th i know i know
1:08.4	you're probably thinking didn't you guys just record last Thursday? Yes.
1:13.2	Yes, in fact, we did. But the world moves at such a speed with such haste, Cecil.
1:18.9	Yeah. That and you're not going to be here later this week. Our timely analysis was necessary. Yeah, I will be, I will be gone for some time. Haley's having her
1:28.9	surgery in a couple of days. So, we're just recording early. I get to fly down to beautiful,
1:34.3	beautiful Houston, Illinois. Houston, Illinois. Houston, not Illinois. Houston, Texas.
1:40.4	Houston, Illinois sounds absolutely horrible.
1:43.9	Dude, if you say to Southern Illinois, there feels like there's a Houston there. It wouldn't even have the benefit of having that many people around it and at least being a good food city. And no buckies. Yeah. Houston, Illinois would have no buckies. That's true. That's true. So you're going to Houston, Texas. Houston, Texas. I've been to
2:01.5	Houston, Texas, and I will say it is my second least favorite city in all of America. Okay. So first is,
2:07.1	Jacksonville. Jacksonville is literally horrifying. Third on the list, Gary Indiana. Gary Indiana,
2:13.6	not a great fun time city. Great. Turns out. Never.
2:18.6	Never good time.
2:19.5	Gary Indiana. That's actually the Bermuda Triangle over America.
2:23.7	That's three points to the Bermuda Triangle right there.
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