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The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from Gloriahole studios in chicago and beyond this is cognitive dissonance

every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way we bring critical thinking skepticism

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome, Matt. Today is Thursday, March the 12th.

And we are still at war with Iran. You think that's going to end soon?

No. Well, here, why ask me?

We could just ask our fearless leader, our commander in chief, President Trump, who in the

same day said, the war is nearing an end.

And then later that same day tweeted out, no, bro, I was just kidding.

We're at war forever. Nan-Nan-a-Boo. Or something

similar. I don't know exactly what it was, but he literally contradicts himself in the same day.

Yeah. I saw him two different interactions with reporters, one of which someone asked him a question

and he snapped on them and called them nasty.

It happened to be a woman.

What?

No.

Disrespectful reporter.

And then a guy leans over and is like, hey, you said, just said a few minutes ago that it could be a cruise missile from somebody else that killed that school, that blew up that school that killed all those

kids. What do you mean? Does somebody else have, like, do you, do other people have our cruise

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