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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 90: Lid On, Lid Off

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

It's time to do the damn thing. Another episode of YKS, why the hell not. Put it out there and see if it goes viral. It's 2019, baby! Which is why you absolutely gotta punch up John Carpenter's atmospheric 1982 sci-fi thriller The Thing with the terrific references of today. Plus you gotta try out some new hubby moves, get some "Toot's" out on a new social media platform, and take a big sip of the tea out of Wario's pimp cup. And if that ain't it chief, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks where for just $5 you can rent the show for one hour every week. This week on YKS Premium: Cait Raft! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thank you.

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0:00.0

Oh no they hit another YKS.

0:05.0

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:08.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:10.0

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:13.0

Oh no, they get another YKS.

0:15.0

Now you gotta hear another YKS.

0:17.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:20.0

Put your headphones on, it's YKS. Hey, Mike and JF.

0:25.0

I was listening to the latest Patreon episode

0:32.0

and I heard you guys talking about the little tablets to sign

0:36.4

up for getting 10 cents off of your smoothie.

0:42.1

Well I went to 7-Eleven because they had a sign for $1 any size

0:47.5

coffee and I'm a teacher and these kids are killing me so I went in and apparently I had to download the app. So I paid $2 because I don't need another

1:01.2

stinking app on my already crowded phone.

1:05.0

Bye.

1:07.0

Hey everyone, welcome, welcome to YKS.

1:16.0

It's the show, JF and Mike,

1:19.0

your two friends.

1:22.0

Your two buds. Oh, it's us. It's us again. It's us. We're here. Don't touch that dial.

1:30.0

Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. Um, sort of an interesting holdover from the days where television has had dials.

1:37.8

Yeah. They got rid of dials. People were breaking their hands twisting it.

1:44.0

And you got rid of dials recently, I think, in your shower, is that right?

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