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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 89: My HomiePass

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Hey....what's in the freakin' briefcase? Quentin!! Q!! What's in there! Ahhh! It's my wife's head! Or whatever, you know? On this episode of YKS, we've got an update on the scented alarm clock, a book that will finally teach our children American values like "the President is a train", rocks in your bra, and Mike's Official HomiePass. It's pretty good.For more impossible riddles and cryptic puzzles, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Last week: Real or Fake. This week: The JokeBlogger Top 10! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks everyone.

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0:00.0

Oh no they hit another YKS.

0:04.4

Look out here comes another YKS.

0:07.0

Time to find out why YKS.

0:09.2

Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.

0:11.5

Oh no, they get another YK s now you got to hear another yk s time

0:16.3

to find out why yk s put? You know it's illegal to spoof a call is coming from

0:27.8

Vermont because we don't do your bullshit up here in Vermont.

0:34.7

So fuck you.

0:38.6

Hey everyone, welcome to YKS.

0:40.7

It's the show where we do our bullshit and you put up with it. So thanks for listening

0:46.0

J.F. here Mike Hale right across from me and we're watching a little bit of a Pulp Fiction right now. We got the Pulp Fiction on the TV back there Mike.

0:55.0

Now you say something. That's correct, JF. Perfect.

1:00.0

Pulp Fiction, let's see, is this is this Quentin Tarantino's

1:05.0

a freaking movie or is this about, is this an orange juice documentary?

1:11.0

It'd be Pulp nonfiction, he's stupid prick.

1:17.0

Depends on the type, okay?

1:28.0

Mike, and so once again you've gone with the extremely interesting

1:34.5

choice of drinking out of a tumbler that has a lid and actually just taking the lid off. I don't like the lid.

1:35.9

You know, I purposefully get the lid on there for you.

1:39.6

You know what it is?

1:40.6

I don't like the lid style.

1:42.0

I don't trust it lid style. I don't trust it because I've had the situations in the

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