Episode 9: Why so sad, Bobo?

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2015

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Bobo does the chicken dance. Gilbo Baggins digs himself an even deeper grave. We talk REM sleep, dead relationships, and how to be a good samaritan (hint: it's not by playing Bejeweled Blitz) Please write back Joanna. Recorded...

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0:00.0	The Welcome to Taga Belli. I'm Bobby Lee and this is Kalela and this is Bilboo Baggin.
0:17.0	I'm Bobby Lee and this is Kaleh and this is Bilbo Baggins and welcome to another
0:26.7	episode of Tiger Belli and I wanted to callila to start off the show because today
0:31.7	I woke up in a deep deep depression and I'll tell you why I
0:36.2	watched CNN in the morning and no feet was released from prison
0:41.6	Who's no feet? What's his? Oh, Oscar Pistorius.
0:46.8	Pistorius. He got released because he murdered his wife and then he would spend a year in prison and now he's out. Well actually he's
0:54.9	still on the house arrest. Yeah but apparently his grandfather or somebody wherever he's
0:59.2	staying is lives in a mansion. No yeah they live in the town of Pretoria where everyone is basically
1:05.2	super rich or like that's like the Beverly Hills or like the Hamptons of you know
1:10.0	what I want to do if you make prosthetic limbs right you're a company you can't
1:14.8	allow him to get anymore he has to walk on those stumps yeah he's gonna go hog
1:19.1	wild when that dude has feet he goes hog wild, but he shot her without his stumps right?
1:24.7	Oh, no, not without his stumps without his blades on. Holy shit. Like he hobbled around got the gun and then like
1:31.0	caboom just like I'll be honest when I first saw him though in the Olympics and stuff I thought to myself I
1:36.1	Wish almost for a second that I didn't have any feet
1:40.4	Because I those those legs look so cool.
1:43.0	Those tight, are they made of titanium?
1:45.0	Yeah, titanium, like they're like hooks, not hooks.
1:47.0	They're not hooks.
1:48.0	They're not hooks.
1:49.0	What not hooks, but whatever they bend?
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