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Episode 10: Toothless in Seattle

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Correction, toothless in Las Vegas. Bobby is soft in almost all the right places, except one. Khalyla has only one birthday request. We talk apprenticeship, addiction, and how not to sprain your ankle while chasing a girl. Recorded...

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0:00.0

The Hey my name is Bobby Lee and this is Kla and Gilbert and you listen to Tiger Belli

0:22.1

and it's our 10th episode and it's happy anniversary guys.

0:25.0

Oohhooohoo.

0:29.0

It's not an anniversary.

0:30.0

Eooey.

0:31.0

Dooey.

0:32.0

And it's good to be back in America. Well, I was in Guam all weekend and I brought back a boil on my

0:39.5

souvenir. Yeah, I have a boil on my arm. A staff infection.

0:42.7

Well, I think my theory is all I ate there was fried rice and spam, and I think it's full of spam

0:47.6

juice.

0:48.6

Is that also why you couldn't get your dick up last night?

0:51.0

Maybe, fuck. your bring that's fucking weird. I'm this is this is a sincere question. I'm asking you do you

1:07.2

think that your diet of spam and fried rice and excessive smoking caused you or dick to lay flaccid while we

1:17.2

know it was it was strong at first but there was cats involved all over the place

1:21.0

your sister was coming over your sister sister was literally had to wait outside for 15 minutes, and I felt the immense pressure of like being able to perform and I couldn't get, I lost my heart on.

1:34.8

What are you looking at me I can't if you make a window wait outside I know it's crazy it's so rude it's so rude

1:40.0

what's your theory her theory is this I just tell you. Well here's my first theory. My first theory is always talking from my ego, so I'm always thinking, oh, you know, I'm, he's just not attracted to me anymore. That's always what comes to my mind first

1:53.3

because I'm an insecure individual, right?

1:56.3

That's absolutely not it.

1:57.6

But if you insist that that's not the case,

2:01.3

right? I fucking told you what it was. I don't think that's what it was. Yes it is. I'm telling you right now is this. When I go in the road, okay, I have to I watch some pornography right and I didn't sleep like here's what happened okay I didn't sleep

2:18.6

Before we went to the airport right to come home so I was bored. I was sitting there and my wife is all

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