Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2019
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
PLANET - 512903-Ợ
Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet.
Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Violence to Animals
- Emotional Abuse
- Alcoholism
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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
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David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
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Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there this is Tim Meredith co-creator and showrunner of Stella Fermer and I also play |
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| 1:21.0 | Special thanks to Macy Grant for today's submission. May Light Speed keep you young and age your foes. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, Screen soup, darkness soup, um, David, soup, oh no, um, uh, chair soup, |
| 2:31.6 | uh, quick soup, um, chair soup. Quick soup. |
| 2:34.0 | Um, soup, |
| 2:36.0 | David! |
| 2:37.0 | David! |
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