These are my awards, mother, from Army.

The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

TBTM!

Oh my goodness, that was one of the most amazing sandrace performances. Any of us have seen. I think we can all agree to that. Hi, you guys. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Well, I guess I just have my first taste of the filthy side of this business. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. It's episode 894 in a collector's series.

I am, I have to say, starting to get my health on.

I've lost hundreds of pounds and gained hundreds of confidence.

Although I realize, as I said that, that just behind me, Jen can see the remnants of my lunch, which started out healthy.

There was a sandwich that was just tomato and avocado.

Tomato avocado.

Well, it was tomato avocado and onion, but I didn't want the onion because I was trying to not, you know, small space here at the Cairo broadcast closet.

And so I said no onion.

So then I thought, that's not bad. It's a delicious big,

you know, fresh tomato. Avocado. It's good. But the problem is they give it to you in a bag

and the bag also has a bag of chips in it and a delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookie.

What's odd is that from the angle I am, this whole time that we've been in here, I've been looking at that and I did not realize it was a cookie. What's odd is that from the angle I am, this whole time that we've been in here, I've

been looking at that, and I did not realize it was a cookie.

I thought it was, I thought it was fried eggplant.

Oh, it does look like what you'd get like in an Italian restaurant.

Yeah, and so I've just been sitting there thinking who, and so then I thought maybe you had a sandwich that had fried egg plant out and you pulled it off. I've actually been having a whole like experience with that cookie. Would you like half of it? Yeah. Okay. That seems like the only. Frankly, I would have taken half if it had been fried eggplant because I love fried eggplant.

Thank you.

Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

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