Episode #891:
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2011
⏱️ 72 minutes
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This episode was originally missing from the TBTL archive, so the original title and description are unavailable. It was re-uploaded on April 30, 2025.
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| 0:00.0 | Do you know what today is? |
| 0:02.0 | Tuesday. |
| 0:03.0 | This is my cat's birthday today. |
| 0:05.0 | I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. |
| 0:07.0 | We let it out by accident? |
| 0:08.0 | No, because he died three months ago, okay? |
| 0:10.0 | So now who's the funny guy? |
| 0:12.0 | Sorry. |
| 0:13.0 | All right? |
| 0:14.0 | Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday, |
| 0:17.0 | I'd get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert. |
| 0:21.9 | Don't worry, bro. |
| 0:22.6 | Your cat's going to heaven. |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah, maybe. |
| 0:25.1 | Maybe he went to heaven. |
| 0:26.0 | He was a little f***er. |
| 0:27.0 | He could have gone to hell. |
| 0:28.6 | TBTL. |
| 0:34.3 | Hey there, everybody. |
| 0:35.5 | Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:41.4 | Carol, hold my calls. |
| 0:43.3 | We need you to hold those calls for the next, I don't know, 15 to 184 minutes, depending on how long we decide to go with this show. |
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