Episode 89: Can't Win for Losing Weight

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2015

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

The View gets all shook up for no good reason (although the departure of Jenny McCarthy is wonderful), a dude shoots himself in the face after his wife kisses Leo, and Oprah might be going down down down.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Put me to fucking Transformers movie.
0:04.1	No.
0:05.0	Come on.
0:05.9	Here I am a robot.
0:08.4	I am a robot.
0:09.6	Put me in the Transformers movie.
0:12.2	My name is Jackie Zabraski.
0:13.9	My name is Molly Nubble.
0:15.2	I'm Marcus Barczon.
0:16.4	This is my audition.
0:17.5	It's my audition.
0:18.4	No.
0:19.1	Come on.
0:19.6	No.
0:20.5	Let me...
0:21.2	Oh no, I'm a car.
0:23.2	I'm a car.
0:24.1	Now I'm a...
0:25.1	A cuner in my robot.
0:27.1	Man, I have a Hulu Plus.
0:30.2	Which I think it's bullshit that you pay for Hulu Plus every fucking month.
0:35.0	And there's like a million commercials in every fucking show.
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