Episode #884: The Mummy Returns!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2011

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Lukes pal The Mummy weighs in on the John Denver mountain controversy in Colorado, plus TBTL wonders if alcohol should even be served on flights anymore based on a recent peeing incident on a Jet Blue red-eye.

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0:00.0	It seems like it's really popular these days to say things like,
0:04.0	oh, that grossed me out.
0:06.0	I just threw up a little in my mouth.
0:09.4	Or, oh, you're so funny.
0:12.4	I just peed a little.
0:15.2	And it's like, you're a gross person.
0:19.3	Why don't you pull yourself together
0:22.4	and then rejoin polite society
0:25.3	after you've cleaned yourself up a bit.
0:27.9	When you say those things,
0:30.2	you cause me to shed my uterine lining.
0:33.5	T-B-T-L!
0:40.6	Are 100% guaranteed to you today
0:44.5	limited, uterine, lining shedding.
0:47.7	What are you doing here?
0:49.1	On this Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,
0:52.2	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:54.7	Hi, my name's Luke.
0:56.4	I'm your host.
0:57.2	We've got a lot of stuff on this Thursday.
1:00.2	It's episode 8, 84 in a collector's suit.
1:02.2	Hi, this is Luke's mom,
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