Episode 884: Bus Joy Ride and Bear Shelters

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Man tries to rescue injured raccoon, gets bitten on face while driving, learns it has rabies Campbell's fires executive who was recorded saying company's products are for 'poor people' | AP News The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas Man who took Hamilton bus on joy ride 'did a great job' driving, left no dings, say police | CBC News 'We cloned Gmail, except you're logged in as Epstein and can see his emails' is the most impressively cursed tech project of the year | PC Gamer Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business Bear attack shelters going on sale in Japan as country experiences record-high number of incidents | SoraNews24 Police: Suspect breaks into Circle K, steals only beef sticks

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissinence is brought to you by our patrons.
0:04.3	You fucking rock.
0:09.1	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Gloria Hill Studios in Chicago and beyond.
0:43.6	This is cognitive dissonance.
0:46.4	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.
0:48.7	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news,
0:56.9	makes it big or makes us mad.
1:05.3	It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. Today is Thursday, December the 11th.
1:18.1	When you're hearing this, it's the fourth one recording it. Cecil, in my day-to-day life, I spend little to no time looking in a mirror.
1:23.0	And then I come to the studio and I monitor my own voice and I can see my stupid fucking picture.
1:24.1	And I was just thinking, my God, I've gotten old.
1:27.2	And I'm just sitting here staring and I'm like, it's December.
1:29.8	By this time next year, I'll be able to play Full Santa.
1:32.3	Oh.
1:33.2	Because the beard situation is that.
1:36.1	Is getting there.
1:37.0	You could get there.
1:37.8	It's getting there.
1:38.6	It's getting there.
1:39.3	Yeah.
1:40.3	Getting old on camera right in front of our listener's eyes.
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