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Today is December 4th.

You bust out your Advent calendar, Cecil?

Only if it's full of booze.

There is a couple years that Heath got us. Heath got us. He's got us whiskey Advent calendars. Those are pretty dope. Those were awesome. Those are pretty dope. We drank a lot of them live. A lot of them live. And they would come in these little tiny bottle and you give it a taste. You're like, oh, and there was like all kinds of different types of whiskey in there. Pretty solid. Yeah, there was solid.

It was actually a great way to try things and be like, I love that. I'll buy a bottle and I will avoid that and never spend money on it. Somebody said there's a malort one. Holy shit. Are you serious? Somebody said there's a malort. Are you serious? And I'm like, don't tell me there's Mallort in every drawer, because that's disgusting.

Are there different flavors of Mallort?

Thanks, son.

Can you get like peppermint moir? serious? And I'm like, don't tell me there's Mallort in every drawer, because that's disgusting.

Are there different flavors of Mallort? Thanks, son. Can you get like peppermint Mallort? That's like being like, is there a different flavor of mop bucket water? No. No. I mean, it's like what you mopped up. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, like one of them might be cherry jelly flavored.

Well,

I put a

rosemary

spring in it.

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