Episode #882: An Exciting Offer For Our Canadian Listeners!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2011
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
TBTL debriefs on the previous days guest, who seemed to really get under the skin of the Tens of Listeners. Plus, Jen was totally right about DB Coopers supposed niece and More Testicle Talk Than You Ever Wanted.
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| 0:00.0 | Guess what shops? I don't even need your card anymore because I've got the King of Cards. |
| 0:05.6 | David's King, number one hatchet salesman in the Southwest region. |
| 0:10.9 | Buh! |
| 0:12.9 | Score for the DIRS! |
| 0:14.4 | Jeff, what's a DIRS? |
| 0:16.3 | You dude, nice makeup. |
| 0:19.8 | The DIR- I get called the DIRS. |
| 0:21.8 | T-B-T-L |
| 0:24.9 | Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:36.9 | Why don't you guys watch me do what I do when I do what I do in the bow tie? |
| 0:41.4 | My name is Luke Perbank. I am your host. I am obsessed with television show Workaholics. |
| 0:47.9 | But we're all going to get through this, I think, in one piece here on this 880 second episode of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:56.0 | I bear no blood relation to the screenwriter of speed, but I am currently on it. |
| 1:01.5 | We've got all kinds of things to share with you here on the set, too. |
| 1:05.3 | Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L. |
| 1:09.7 | Uh, we've got a new segment called Stop It. |
| 1:13.5 | Uh, where we point out something that's going on in the world that needs to be stopped right quick. |
| 1:19.1 | It joins a proud, proud, uh, group of segments that we've created just about things that we don't like. |
| 1:26.8 | We've got shut it down America. We've got dudes seriously. |
| 1:30.5 | Um, probably forgetting five or six, uh, what's that flash? |
| 1:33.7 | That's not news. |
| 1:34.8 | Oh wait, what? That's not your mic. Can you talk into that thing? |
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