Episode #880: Under attack by Blue Angels and the French

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We broadcast while jets seem to be attacking the neighborhood, then discuss the folly of at-home ice cream-makers and remember back to the time we tried to learn french.

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0:00.0	Well, I never thought I would make it here today.
0:05.0	I would be a great class president because I promised to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria,
0:10.0	and I'm also going to get a glitter-bony bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms.
0:14.0	Oh, we're going to get new cheerleading uniforms.
0:17.0	Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so...
0:20.0	Who wants to eat chimney changers next year?
0:23.0	Not me. See, with me, it will be summer all year long.
0:28.0	Vote for summer.
0:45.0	Hey there, friendos. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL,
0:50.0	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:53.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
0:55.0	This is episode 880 in a collector's series.
1:00.0	We've got some fun stuff for you today.
1:04.0	If we can make it through the show, I'll explain in a moment.
1:07.0	First, let me welcome the longtime producer of the program, Jen Flash, Andrews,
1:11.0	to the stage, Hiya Flash.
1:13.0	Hi.
1:14.0	It's proven as we learned yesterday.
1:18.0	A little bit terrifying to try to do the show here at Burbank Studios
1:23.0	because we are under attack.
1:25.0	You didn't realize what I was doing over here,
1:27.0	but I just filed a worker's comp claim against you
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