Episode 88: Taylor Swift’s Bug, Forgotten Whiskey, & The Biggest Earthquake in History

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of the Pubcast.. Kathleen opens the show drinking a Pompeii IPA from Toppling Goliath Brewing in Decorah, IA Plus! "Good Bad Food", Queen's Court Updates and more, "Holy Shit They Found It", Oldest Rare Existing Scotch Auctioned Off in Vancouver, Jet Blue Rejection, New Bug Species Honors Taylor Swift, Survival Sleeping, Money Can Buy You Happiness, White House Painting Preps For Auction, South Carolina Firing Squad, Carpet Cleaner Speaks 24 Languages, Red Wolf Puppies Born, Greg Norman Suadi Golf Saga Continues and "What to Watch This Week"

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:20.0	I've always been a big fan of the double numbers, 44, 66, 88, but I like even numbers even better.
0:36.0	So it's going to be a super good episode. So many things. First of all, a termite a
0:42.0	while back sent me these beers and I keep forgetting to shout it out. And then like a
0:47.0	jackass, I let the kids come up here. And some of my things got rearranged. And now I
0:52.0	don't remember. But whatever termites sent me the pump, the pump pay because they know I love pump
0:57.0	pay. It's an Indian paylale. And bizarrely enough, brood in Iowa as well. And I don't think it was an
1:05.0	Iowa termite. Now I think this person bought it because it was pump pay. Decora, Iowa must just be
1:11.0	nothing but breweries because I have like a thousand beers. And now I got to find out where it is.
1:16.0	I've been all over Iowa. And when I started my career as a young bus, as a child, when I was one of
1:21.0	the children, a lot of my one-nighters were in Iowa. I've even been to Storm Lake. Well, most people probably
1:27.0	can't say that. I've been all over Iowa. And I don't know. I'm going to have to Google where that is.
1:31.0	So this is a delicious Indian paylale. I actually really like it. Not only am I obsessed with pump pay,
1:37.0	but the beer is really good too. So cheers to that. Cheers to
1:43.0	Billy. Yeah. Drinking. Is this my Billy Frogs mug? Yeah. I paid for this one. A lot of times I steal them.
1:50.0	But I didn't. I don't ever steal unless I can't pay for it. And then I'm driven to crap. That's what happens.
1:57.0	You drove my mother to ride to crime.
1:59.0	I'll give you five dollars. I'm going to take it. This, first of all,
2:04.0	Texra, the candle people, I think it says Eliza. It said, I hope you get this before April 29th.
2:11.0	Because why? That's when Ozark comes back on. Final, final, final deal. Thanks for entertaining us
2:17.0	looking forward to the Dallas show. Here's the Queen of the Ozarks. It's Rosie. Oh my God. This actress is so good.
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