Episode 87: Kindergarten Margaritas, Colonizing Mars, & The World’s Oldest Dog
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab |
| 0:12.9 | yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:17.4 | Termites! It's episode 87. Everything's fine. Doesn't it look fine? Hello! We have |
| 0:32.7 | Fong's Magic Bear, Fong's Pizza from where? Des Moines. What a weekend! Starting in Iowa City, |
| 0:42.4 | home of who? Tom Arnold. His picture is in the Applebee's. He's like the the only one on the |
| 0:50.6 | way to the bathroom. Just Tom, it's a college town. It's got new Little Marriott Courtyard though, |
| 0:57.5 | right by the stadium. If you were ever so inclined to go to a Hawkeye's game, how great would that be? |
| 1:02.2 | You could just stay right there, walk right across the street. The downtown is hopping and |
| 1:07.3 | there's the children, not everywhere, the children, and then they're out very late. Then I tried |
| 1:11.9 | to get somebody to move in an alley and I went in a restaurant, this Mexican restaurant, |
| 1:15.9 | and these kids were shit-faced. In a fun way, I'm like, yeah, I forgot to be what it's like in |
| 1:20.8 | college. You're just shit-faced on a third day. It was a Thursday. I'm like good for you, the whole |
| 1:25.8 | play. Even if people were working there, they were like, yeah, I don't know, whatever. It was a, |
| 1:31.6 | but, and then, Des Moines, and guess who was there? Justin Bieber. No. This is so crazy. If you guys have |
| 1:43.3 | never, I've never seen anything like it, and I live on the road, 22 tour buses with 18 people |
| 1:50.3 | with peace. That's nine on each side of a bus, roadies, crew guys, girls, everybody, because all |
| 1:56.9 | of a sudden, this army of white buses, and then his assistant, tour manager was downstairs, |
| 2:03.6 | who was a comedy fan, came to see the show Chad, and a Jack, sorry, Chad was the other guy |
| 2:09.6 | in Iowa City. Yeah, he, we didn't get into it, but he said it's Justin Bieber. They got there |
| 2:16.0 | on Friday. The show was until Sunday. So they have to set up and pay. You have to rent those |
| 2:21.4 | buildings. So they have to pay for that on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Now, the Beaves, because |
| 2:27.0 | he's fancy, he doesn't come in till Sunday. He's not there on Friday, Saturday, to children, |
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