Episode #878: Heatwave!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2011

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

TBTL checks up on listeners around the country to make sure theyre surviving the heat. Plus, an Oprah-based conversation leads Luke to furiously reprimand rich people for being proud of themselves over remodeling their houses.

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0:00.0	What's the weather like out there? It's hot.
0:02.0	Damn hot, real hot.
0:03.5	Hot in this is my shorts. I can cook things in it.
0:05.8	You know, crotch-pot cooking.
0:07.1	Well, can you tell me where it feels like?
0:08.3	Foo! What is hot? I told you game.
0:10.0	Where you born on the sun.
0:11.5	It's damn hot.
0:12.8	You can be a little bit hot.
0:13.8	I saw a so damn hot.
0:15.0	I saw a little guy at the orange roll.
0:16.5	Burst in the flames.
0:17.5	It's that hot.
0:18.5	You know what I'm talking about?
0:19.5	What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
0:20.9	It's going to be hot and wet.
0:22.1	That's nice of you with a lady.
0:23.5	We're late. No good if you're in the jungle.
0:25.0	Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's the song coming your way right now.
0:27.9	No way to run to by Martha and the Vandellas.
0:30.9	Yeah!
0:31.4	T-B-T-L!
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