Episode #873: Why Can't We Stop Crying?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2011

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	It's the first line of the film, man.
0:02.2	It's got to be on the money here.
0:04.3	It's all right.
0:07.2	Okay, cut.
0:08.6	All right, man.
0:09.7	You've got to give it some passion, too, man.
0:11.8	And you've got to...
0:12.6	It's all right.
0:13.5	It's okay.
0:14.5	There's something to live for.
0:16.9	Jesus told me so.
0:19.8	It's all right.
0:21.6	There's something to live for.
0:25.6	Jesus told me so.
0:28.6	Okay, that's fine.
0:30.6	You gotta watch your teeth too,
0:31.6	because they clack a little bit when they loosen up in the mouth.
0:34.6	TBTL.
0:36.6	So many things Open the mouth. TBTL.
0:43.3	So many things to be aware of when you're executing.
0:50.3	A Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live. Oh, please allow me. I'll just circumbrant you.
0:53.3	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host, weighing in at 100 and 90 pounds.
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