Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings. You said in all things, give thanks.

Thank you for GM Performance Technology and R-O-7 engines. Thank you for some no-go racing fuel and good year tires and bring performance and power to the track.

Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot life tonight, Lisa.

My two children, Eli and Emma, are as we like to call them the lilies.

Lord, I pray and bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track.

In Jesus' name, bugging it, bugging it, bugging it. Amen.

And that happened. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

How dare you people even say that.

My name is Luke Burbank, Buggedy, Buggedy, Buggedy. I am your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.

I call cakes, big old cookies. Yes, I do. And I eat a lot of them and a lot of other things at a big, fun weekend wedding in Annacortis, which is what I've recently returned from.

This episode, 871 in a collector series. Boy, we've got a lot to get to.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzie, coming tonight on TVTL.

I've got a shut it down America, which may shake at least some of our listeners to their very core.

I'm predicting that this is going to be the most controversial shut it down America we've ever been a part of.

Hey, look who's back. Hey, Dan, what's up? It's Greg.

We've got a movie review from one hot Greg. He went out and saw Captain America this weekend and he'll give us a full report coming up in just a few minutes also.

Of course, you heard Amy Winehouse has passed away. A lot of the, a lot of the people trying to sort of remember her slash right headlines for various newspapers and websites are getting kind of, they're getting nasty.

Man, it is nasty out there. And Jen would like to, Jen would like to set the record straight on all things Winehouse speaking of Jen Flash Andrews.

It's granny time. It's Monday and so that means it's granny time. We'll, we'll get into what Jen has been taking a look at early on in this week and.

I love Jesus, but I drink a lot without any more delay. Let's get it on the show right now. Jen Flash Andrews, long time producer of the program. Hi, Jen. Hi.

How are you doing? Great. It was such a great weekend. Man, oh, man. And I mean, just like it never happened. Like it never happened. But I will say that this weekend because I was working on this big project. And because I had gone so bonuts on Friday night at this wedding of, of, of, of Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Ruland.

Yes, just more cotton I Joe than one person should do. Well, yeah, no, the actually that was, it was so great. This was the reception was in Kelly, the bride's back parents backyard. They've this amazing, like, I don't know what is quadruple lot. It's like the biggest backyard you've ever seen with gardens and things and stuff.

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