Episode #864: Warrior Dash!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2011
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Sean reports on his run through mud and fire, Jen cries her way through the World Cup Finals, and Luke says paper towels are far superior to napkins when it comes to face-cleaning.
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| 0:00.0 | How are we going to get out of here? |
| 0:02.0 | We aren't. |
| 0:04.0 | We've got to stand up for justice. |
| 0:06.0 | We're going to protect what's ours and take back what we never had, |
| 0:09.0 | because if the History Channel taught us anything besides the culture of IceFrode trucking, |
| 0:14.0 | it's that history defines men by moments. |
| 0:17.0 | And f***ing. |
| 0:19.0 | And general dudes, this is our moment. |
| 0:23.0 | Because if we don't learn from History Channel, |
| 0:25.0 | we're doomed to repeat History Channel. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:35.0 | Yes, indeed. |
| 0:37.0 | Just one of the many lessons that you will learn right here right now on this Monday afternoon edition |
| 0:42.0 | of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:45.0 | As soon as we get the kings worked out here, |
| 0:47.0 | I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show. |
| 0:50.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm your host. |
| 0:52.0 | I don't know what I am weighing, |
| 0:55.0 | but I'm going to guess, |
| 0:57.0 | or I don't know, 184? |
| 1:00.0 | I don't buy this for one Iota, |
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