Well, let's see what's going on now with local champion cheerleading coach Sue Sylvester

in a brand new segment we call Sue's Corner.

Take it away Sue.

Thanks, Rod, Andrea.

You know, Caining has fallen out of fashion in the United States, but ask anyone who

safely walked the immaculate sidewalks of Singapore after winning an international cheerleading

competition, and they'll tell you one thing.

Caining works.

And I think it's about time we did a little more of it right here.

And to all those naysayers out there who say that's illegal, you can't strike children

on their bare buttocks with razor sharp bamboo sticks.

Well, to them I say, yes, we Cain.

T-B-T-L!

Welcome everyone to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host, weighing in at 100 and 85 pounds.

Holy shit snacks!

It's like I'm my weight now varies by like five pounds a day.

I don't know.

That's medically healthy, but when it goes down by five pounds, I will take it.

This is episode 8602 and a collector series, and we've got a bunch of stuff to share with you.

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