Episode #859: Bachelor Parties Are Really Smelly

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2011

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke returns from a debauched weekend in Canada, while Jen was enjoying something similar in Seattle. TBTL has a public service announcement for Ryan ONeal, plus all the wedding advice youll ever need ever ever.

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0:00.0	You listen to me, Mr. Kickass, Mr. Rubberburner.
0:05.0	You wipe that hot chat gun off your face or I'll shoot it off you.
0:08.0	You got that?
0:09.0	I finished up the tater, I'm going to go fond of my sweaters.
0:12.0	Come on, what?
0:13.0	Finish up the taters.
0:14.0	And then what did you say?
0:15.0	And then what did I say?
0:16.0	You said you were going to go fondle your sweaters.
0:19.0	No, I didn't.
0:21.0	I said I'm going to fondue with Cheddar,
0:23.0	a second rep making fondue with Cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
0:26.0	Now, Jean, that is not what you said.
0:28.0	I said fondue with Cheddar.
0:31.0	Okay, fine.
0:33.0	Okay, see you later.
0:35.0	You're going to stop by my bum for real quicksack.
0:38.0	T-B-T-L!
0:47.0	Well, hey there.
0:48.0	America, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,
0:52.0	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:55.0	Dukes.
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