Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time-traveling cyborg?

I mean, this is what? First grade? I think maybe I would have told you.

Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know.

The shudder.

Okay, if it's not any of those, I guess we're looking at your basic

spirit guide transformation magic. That's kind of a biggie, actually.

T-B-T-L.

Well, here we are folks. We've arrived at a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in. You know what? I'm hitting my weekend early.

I'm not even caring about my weight slash. I don't know what it is.

Let's not, you know what? It's going to be a beautiful weekend here in Seattle.

Fourth of July is here. It's going to be a holler day. Let's not get bogged down

negativity. Let's get bogged up in positivity. Here on the 853rd episode of T-B-T-L,

in a collector series. Today, an interview with The Kills,

Allison Mossheart and Jamie Hintz. Jamie Hintz recently getting hitched or is about to get hitched,

or recently guys hitched. This weekend. I'm going to be getting hitched to Kate Moss.

Maybe you've heard of her. Anyway, yeah, those are the kind of people we have on the show because

we're famous. I don't know why I'm being so weird at the top, Jen. I apologize. Anyway,

that will become, in just a few moments. First though, let me welcome the heart and soul of this

program. Jen Flash Andrews a long time. I was looking around to see if there's anyone else I

could introduce because that would be funny because it seemed like it was going to be you,

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