Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!

Ross you by GhostBet.com Merry Christmas everyone, Merry Christmas or Happy Chinaca, whatever

you're celebrating out there.

Kwanzaa, I'm in for that too. Is there any other holidays that are made up that I'm missing

here? Can't think the Chinese New Year is that? Is that around the bend?

No, I mean, you could maybe toss in Ramadan, I don't know when that falls.

Yeah, let's do it. Let's do a Ramadan, dude. Let's throw Ramadan up on the old Habbach.

Let's chop it up on the Habbachy Grill, the old Ramadan.

James is out. So in case you haven't heard, there is crazy weather across the nation, not

that it's really in Texas. I think we've got some Texas problems down here that's, well,

let's face it, to the rest of the nation we would look like posties.

I was scared driving here, Ross. Were you? I was going to call in.

Yeah, I get it. That wind, you know, the new car sits a little high.

Sure does.

I get a call from one of the two schools. So the other one they were fine.

They were like, oh, yeah, you can go to school. The other kid though, he's going to die.

So Jesse's not here because they canceled school.

I'm supposed to go see Santa tonight with the kids. They canceled that too.

I think it's supposed to get down to 15 degrees, which as everyone knows,

if you walk outside when it's 15 degrees, you will die instantly.

Yes, I don't think there's a chance of survival there. No, no, I mean,

you, it doesn't matter how bundled up you are, you will die instantly.

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