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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 845 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The new Avatar movie sucked, the malls were empty when Ross went to do some last-second shopping, Brittney Spears' fans are turning on her, and a woman was killed by a shark while snorkeling in Maui.



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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross in Patterson Revolution!

0:15.0

Ross you by Ghostbath.com!

0:22.0

Jamie's! We're going for a Jamie's!

0:28.0

What? It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Well, Christmas. Christmas!

0:36.0

Doesn't it feel like Christmas already happened? We're gonna nice the lighting is today.

0:42.0

Isn't it gorgeous? It's gorgeous. Yeah, it's gorgeous. It's getting there.

0:49.0

It's getting there. We're getting there. Let's be honest. This could be exactly the same in a two months you'd slay me.

0:55.0

No, no. It's just a little dark on my side. However we're feeling that day. No, it's like about ourselves.

1:01.0

It's true. I've learned it's how he keeps things moving forward. If he's just like disappointed in me slightly, he knows that I'll work harder.

1:10.0

That's not true at all. It's not true at all. It's a tactic. He leads with fear.

1:14.0

It's Christmas time, George. I don't need with fear at Christmas. That's a lie. I just screamed at somebody for like an hour on the phone.

1:21.0

But it's Christmas time out there and it's time to get all the gifts, all the things, everything else.

1:28.0

There's a little shock, James. Finished up Christmas shopping for the childrens and going to be honest.

1:35.0

There's a lot of people in there and the shelves are pretty stocked. Usually it's down there.

1:43.0

You got to grease up your elbows. You got to get it. You got to get anything. You got to lay some people out.

1:48.0

You got to J6 some people. But no, we didn't have any of that. I'm wondering if it's because inflation is so high and prices are jacked up so much that it's just...

2:01.0

It's going to be one of those canned good Christmas's for the kids where it's like, look, I'm sorry, young Johnny.

2:10.0

But there's a couple of cans of beans in your stocking and that's all Papa could afford this year because shit was really fucking expensive.

2:19.0

I got a different theory, Ross. What do you think it is? I got to think America is out of ideas. We're just not creating the next innovative product yet.

2:27.0

No, there's no new Furby that people are going to get at an ice skating waiting site for or like tickle me Elmo.

2:34.0

See it's right. That's how I got you. There's nothing like that. Also, I'm sorry, maybe right?

2:41.0

The Amazon's really doing it right. I mean, I know and I know.

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