Episode 84: Season Preview With Yankees/NBA Announcer Ryan Ruocco (And Marty Mush)
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2019
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
The long, dark night is over. It's baseball season. The Yankees are back to playing real baseball games that count, and we are the happiest people in the world. We're ringing in the new season with the hardest working man in sports media, the YES Network's Ryan Ruocco. We cover all the major storylines coming into this season, what we're most concerned about, Boone's actual impact on the team, his relationship with CC, and our bold predictions which will definitely happen. We close the show with Marty Mush who gives us his takes on a few Yankee over/unders for the upcoming season. Mush then tells a wild story involving Roger Clemens and his dad. Let's go win a World Series!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm your host, Hubbs, alongside me on the other side of the room, the Colossus of Cloud, the Vape God himself, |
| 0:14.8 | Tommy smokes, Tom Skibale, what's happening, brother? |
| 0:17.4 | What's up, Hubs? |
| 0:18.8 | We made it. |
| 0:19.6 | We made it, we survived. |
| 0:20.8 | It's been four, five long months. Holy shit. No meaningful baseball. Listen, |
| 0:25.3 | a Red Sox fans every goddamn day talking about the World Series and we survived. We have real life baseball today. |
| 0:32.4 | And listen, I couldn't think of a better guy in the world to help us bring in the new season than my guy |
| 0:39.3 | He's the busiest man in sports announcing in my opinion and I'll you know I'll take |
| 0:44.3 | I'll fight for that for that little statement there he's the host of the popular |
| 0:47.9 | Yankees podcast R2C2 you'll find him plenty on the yes network this year |
| 0:51.9 | calling games ladies and |
| 0:53.0 | gentlemen the very talented Ryan Ruka Ryan what's going on what's going on what's |
| 0:57.4 | what's up fellas I I'm glad we're finally able to make this happen and I'm also |
| 1:02.1 | glad that when we do the battle |
| 1:04.4 | royal of who is the hardest working sports broadcaster you will be in my corner |
| 1:09.6 | hubs I appreciate that I mean you I feel like I turn on ESPN whatever it is and you're calling the game so it's |
| 1:16.9 | it's honestly getting and you were just telling us you on the road for 16 straight days |
| 1:20.4 | you got to be exhausted man it, man. You know what? It's like we all in this business we all have wild schedules and whatever right? Like I can't imagine being pay and having to do the radio show for three and half hours every day before a game. |
| 1:35.0 | We all do, but the thing that I think makes us all deal with that part of it is like just loving what you do, right? |
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